Monday, June 11, 2007

My recent funnies

Following the non-paying lunch incident happened last 2 weeks, here is something happened to me recently:-

1. Left or Right?
Took the car to petrol station, stop at driver's side & then doubt that the oil pump is actually on the passenger's side; made a U-turn to the pump on the other side, look out at the side mirror & changed my mind again, drove back to the initial pump and got down the car, only to realize that I was wrong (it is at passenger's side indeed). Luckily the attendant managed to pull the hose over to fill the petrol for me, otherwise I would have to make another U-turn again.......
(But I knew that he tried very hard to not laugh in front of me)

2. Weird dreams
Had a dream that I delivered my baby fast, easy & painless (hope this part will come true, hehe) and I brought the baby home. Then when I changed the diaper, I saw the lil' penis!! I was so shocked & started to curse the doctor for telling me the wrong thing......
(Actually even this is true, I won't overreact as it's still my baby)

Dreamt that when I went to toilet at home, my water bag broke and I delivered my baby in the toilet, it was so real that I even hold the baby in my hands, and the baby started crying..... But I didn't check on the gender, was too terrified at that point in time.....
(This gotta be a dream only, I have no guts for home birth......)

5 comments:

jazzmint said...

hahah that's funny, sometimes i oso like u, so i'll stop, and open the cover first the see from side mirror :P

chinnee said...

hahah...it happens to me too, * so embarrasing*, kekeke

shern's mom said...

my good friend was expectin a girl. then she give birth to a boy! and the doc said oh sorry you have a boy, not a girl! crazy or not? well, the doc can't get it wrong everytime he did the scan right?
then she told me "what to do with all the pink dresses?" i laughed so hard i almost choked.

KK & WS said...

ha..i guess you just can't wait for the BIG day to come...

karenyiau said...

Good idea jazz, I should do that next time, memory dah tak boleh pakai. :P

Hey chinnee, same gang ar, hehe?

shern's mom, I had a friend like that too, anyway, I only bought 1 pair of pink clothes & booties, others are all Dillon's old clothes. I will only buy the dresses when I see her in person.

yeah kk & ws, I'm just sooo..... excited :)